Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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