I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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