Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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