This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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