I think scott just propositioned me for sex
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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