Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
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