WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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