YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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