All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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