we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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