sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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