How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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