ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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