THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
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Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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