he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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