It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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