that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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