Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??