That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
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hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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