im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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