That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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