brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
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The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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