What did we do last night that was yellow?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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