I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Found the puke drawer
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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