i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
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My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
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I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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