Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
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yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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