did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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