Christians are straight up FREAKS
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Randomize
