She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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