I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
