everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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