like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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