Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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