My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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