So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Randomize
