Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
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Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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