lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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