what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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