What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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