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• (206): View more from Washington

  Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.

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• (209): View more from California

  we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers

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  Real life dumb and dumber

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• (716): View more from New York

  I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.

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