i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
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I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags