And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.