I want to have your abortion
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
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you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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