her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
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I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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