Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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