Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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