yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I need to stop coming to work sober
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
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All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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