It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Randomize
