Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
how does that bad decision feel?
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