im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
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good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
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I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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