It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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