What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
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What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
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On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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