I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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