Sry I called you an 8
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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