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• (406): View more from Montana

  we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones

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• (315): View more from New York

  There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy

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• (347): View more from New York

  ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?

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• (916): View more from California

  Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister

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• (661): View more from California

  He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone

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  I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately

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• (631): View more from New York

  You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2

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