You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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