butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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